Sidechickology by Allison HobbsReverend Donahue “Donny” Cambridge, III, is the assistant pastor of The Mighty Fortress Baptist Church. Though Donny is a man of the cloth, he’s also a male slut and puts on pretenses with women so they will put out when he has an urge that his main chick, Mahalia, won’t fulfill. Donny has conquered dozens of women during his three-year “situationship” with Mahalia—some from the congregation but mostly random chicks.

Koolaidria, named after her mother’s favorite sugary drink at the time of her birth. Known as “Kool” for short, she has struggled her entire life to get a man to make a commitment to her and her self-esteem is in the toilet. She grew up poor and is now living paycheck to paycheck and trying to raise her five kids. But Kool has a master plan. She views Donny as her ticket out of the ’hood and she intends to sex him into delirium to get what she wants.

Reverend Emerson Maynard is the senior pastor at the church and never lets Donny or anyone else forget that he’s the HTIC (Head Theologian In-Charge). Married to Danielle for twenty-two years, Reverend Maynard appears to be an upstanding man and a devoted husband and father. But he’s leading a double life.

Sierra is young, attractive, educated, and is definitely wife material. She can’t believe that after planning her life so carefully, she ended up being Reverend Maynard’s side chick. After five years of being kept in the shadows, she is desperate and will do whatever it takes to become the pastor’s wife.

Sidechickology examines the world of men who practice and preach theology, along with monogamy, but have issues adhering to the rules of both.